Sian la...

i duno what to say... firstly i wanna thank my papa mama jie jie meimei didi korkor uncle auntie da jiu er jiu san jiu si jiu wu jiu liu jiu qi jiu ba jiu for my mobius cash cards. thanks! all in all for a span of 2 weeks, i used up $194.60 for my e-points awww thanks for your support! ok i start from 2dy morning 2dy i so emo science i thinking about my gf awwww she in anderson sec awwwwwwwww i wish can meet her again. then again,mayb not =(! then lit ok ok la so easy kia.... then during recess i faster rush down mother therisa thr coz she say if i help her set up the visualiser i get a chocolate so i rush down with my ping pong bat behind my back then i go down, only to find the door locked.then i walk about but mother therisa nvr come so i go teens hub play table tennis then i saw clement and collin playing duel master lo i wan play table tennis but clement ask me play so i play lo then i kick collin's ass then let clement win me coz i wan play collin so noob kia and i not using my duel master deck then i play play play wa brendon from 1A3 not bad siol. better then aaron? awww dun angry. then drama eeyer i dun like this lesson derhx. dun1 tok about it. then after that got maths yay mr koh give the april maths quiz i solved them oredi lo hehe =P then i nvr do his homework i dun care wtf he give! then ming hong like agitated coz he sit with me duno larhx then after some arrangements, minghong sit with aaron while gughan sit with me _l_ oh well can't blame anyone then english period me and chunyang wanted to go staffroom to help mr kuan but 'mickey mouse' collin come xtra so i go back class lo then kennard brother come with mr kuan things then i go set up lo. then after that mr kuan go and take something then gughan tell me, lizi, trecia and jackie a stupid joke come

Gughan=G
Sim Ray=SR


G: Once upon a time, there was a princess in the town of delhi.
The princess was so pamperedthat she did not know about the outside world. One day, when she was 21, a man came and wanted her hand in marriage. Therefore, the father agreed and the man brought the princess out of the castle. The man said,' Where do you want to go, my beloved?' The princess say ' i want to go to the zoo'. When the man brought her to the zoo, they encountered a tiger. The princess asked," What is that?" The man said " Suck my cock ( sibei sarcastic lo = =)then i will tell you". And so the princess suck-ed his cock and the man said " This is a tiger" Then on the way , the met a lion. Unknown to the princess, she asked ," What is that?" the man said " Suck my cock then i will tell you". And so the princess suck his cock once again and the man said "This is a lion". When they were exiting the zoo, they came upon a chihuahua ( a kind of dog).

G: Sim Ray, Do you know what is that.
SR: Ya, its a kind of dog.
G: Oh, so u know the riddle. I won't tell u.
SR: No, i mean't that i know the species of a dog, but i don't know the riddle.
G: Ok, do you know what is it in the story?
SR: No, tell me please i want to know!
G: Suck my cock then i will tell you"!

LOL WHEN jackie heard this want to beat gughan.Ok got 1 more oso quite hilarous.

Gughan=G
Sim Ray=SR

G: Once upon a time there was an indian, chinese and malay lady. They were having so much fun in a pub. Suddenly, a gangster came in with a gun. He told the 3 ladies, Chinese, Malay and Indian,to dance respectively. When the chinese lady danced, the gangster shot her down because she was not lovely at all. When the malay lady danced, the gangster shot her down as well as she was ugly. But when the indian lady danced, she was the worst, the ugliest and has no beauty at all. However, when the ruffian tried to shoot her, she did not die.
SR: Why? Please tell me.
G: ok, if u have see indian dancing, their head sway from side to side right? the ruffian missed BECAUSE THE INDIAN LADY WAS SWINGING HER HEAD, resulting IN THE BULLET MISSING HER!

SR: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHA lol sibei funni siol! then after that history lesson le. The fierce Physical Education teacher came in lo. make us stand for 5 minutes coz he say the class damn noisy then bla la bla he say must do our own thing then i sleep until2pm lo coz i damn tired siol haiz. then class dismissed i walked emo-ly and sleepily out of school then go buy cheese fries take 73 home ok i end here harhar!